Conversations before a night out
Live, Pay Taxes, Sacrifice your entire life for a sport and play for free, Pay Taxes, Die. The only absolutes in this world in my eyes. RJ Hampton explains why … Continue Reading Athletes Skipping Out On Their Civil Duty To Play For Free Is A Disgusting Trend That Must Be Stopped
In Today’s sports, stats are King. Since the release of Money Ball, nerds have been given permission to do their thing, and actually, have an impact on the sports world. … Continue Reading A Breath Of Fresh Air: The Stats Nobody Cares About Lives On!
I will admit, I was a huge Josh Rosen hater. This, of course, was all the way up until the Giants selected Denial Daniel Jones. This really has nothing … Continue Reading I Am Sick of the Josh Rosen Hate
https://twitter.com/NateasaurusMex/status/1121581963880615936As Belly Up’s resident New York Giants writer it is with HONOR that I sit here happily and write this blog. Now, a few notes to start off: I was … Continue Reading Want To Feel Good About Yourself? Here is the New York Football Giants First Round Recap
Imagine being someone who thinks hockey fighting should be banned? Imagine knowing someone who thinks hockey fighting should be banned? I mean it’s the one thing in hockey we can … Continue Reading People Are Calling for Hockey Fights to Be Banned; Those People Should Fight Hockey Players
I don’t claim to be an expert in most things. In fact, I don’t claim to be an expert in anything. In even more fact, I barely know things to … Continue Reading Day 1 Masters Recap
Welp, its here. The day has arrived. Since the end of August we have all been stuffing our faces under the guise that summer is light years away. We’ve all … Continue Reading What Now?
One could even argue he is looking to find his peanut butter. Ok, that was lame. Bad Joke, I know. What a ride for JQ and Nova. As a Villanova … Continue Reading Jelly Fam JQ Doesn’t Get Along with GQ Coach, So He Transfers
Hey are you an unfunny person? Boy do I have a day for you. While most days someone who enjoys April fools probably finds people like Darren Rovell funny un-ironically, … Continue Reading April Fools is for Fools
Straight up, fuck this dude with a perfect bracket. Gregg Nigl is his name. I wouldn’t be doing my unpaid job if I didn’t address the obvious first. His name … Continue Reading Turns Out The Guy With A Perfect Bracket Is An Asshole
I won’t lie, its been cold out here in NYC. When you first move to New York, all the buzz is about how easy it is to get laid. Here’s … Continue Reading Unless You’re on A Subway, Its Impossible to Jerk Off In NYC
Work fucking sucks. And by sucks I mean, no one likes to work; but by ‘fucking sucks,’ I mean I would rather be one of the 50+ homeless people I … Continue Reading Being Homeless Doesn’t Seem That Bad
A couple weeks ago I got the notification on my phone while withering at way at my boring sales job. Manny Machado to the Padres! 10 Years- $300 Mil…clearly a … Continue Reading Is Mike Trout the Biggest Cuck of All Time?
Alright listen up all 32 of you, most of which are probably bots; I’m going to shoot ya straight. Have we been slacking? You bet you robot ass we have. … Continue Reading Back.
New Years…yay!! I used to think that but then this happened one year: “Hey Tim want to go out to the bar tonight?” says my friends who asks me to … Continue Reading I Hate New Years
18 years ago yesterday, Mario Lemieux made his triumphant return to the ice after a four year battle with Hodgkins-Lymphoma. Mario had already secured his place as the greatest Penguin … Continue Reading Mario Lemieux’s Return: 18 Years Later
