Alright listen up all 32 of you, most of which are probably bots; I’m going to shoot ya straight. Have we been slacking? You bet you robot ass we have. … Continue Reading Back.
New Years…yay!! I used to think that but then this happened one year: “Hey Tim want to go out to the bar tonight?” says my friends who asks me to … Continue Reading I Hate New Years
This is heartbreaking for a lot of reasons. First and foremost, for the bettors, not only were they left walking on eggshells the entire time the game was delayed, but … Continue Reading The First Responder Bowl Being Cancelled Brings Me Back to High School
I recently moved to a gay neighborhood, a ‘gayborhood‘ as they call it. I didn’t know this until we signed the lease, but this is just what is going on … Continue Reading My Parents Think I Might Be Gay
Hey class, welcome to the first, and probably only installment of ‘How to Get Girls 101.’ What this class is going to teach you is how to get the attention … Continue Reading How to Get Girls 101
If you had to name a few of the worst places to be in the history of being on the earth, what would they be? Prison, for sure. India maybe. … Continue Reading Hitler, Funerals, NJ Transit
I love Christmas so much. Thanksgiving is probably my favorite and therefore the best holiday itself, but I think the time period between Thanksgiving and up to actual Christmas Day … Continue Reading The Christmas Debate: Settled
Hooking up with people always has some sort of awkwardness involved. Hooking up with someone you don’t know is even worse while you’re there, but someone you know makes it … Continue Reading Don’t Try to Hook Up with Girls When You are Broke
Awesome, just what we needed another win! This is going to help out a lot down the road. Moving our 2019 pick to the middle of the pack and yet … Continue Reading Oh Yea, That’s Great. Keep Winning
Jesus. JESUS. What a ride. I honestly feel like I need a glass of water after this movie. Kind of like Taken, if Taken was any good. Wildly entertaining, and … Continue Reading Movies & Malts: “Searching” (2018) Review
Do you understand how much of a G you have to be to have the markets CLOSE because of your death. I took a quick glance to see if there … Continue Reading Is There a More Gangster Move Than Shutting the World Down for A Day?
A calorie is a calorie they say. Sure, maybe if we are talking about body fat, but we all know calories don’t count on the weekends. Silver lining. Well, for … Continue Reading Not All Pizza is Equal
Well, here it is, the final day of sitting at home being a lazy degenerate. For the last 6 months I have done nothing but wake up late, watch tv, … Continue Reading The Last Sunday
When you’re a fan of fake fights, you tend to circle a few days on the calendar. A big four pay-per-view to start a holiday week, my friends, is … Continue Reading WWE Survivor Series: Reactions and Ratings
Everyone thought the 2018 New York Yankees were the return of the Evil Empire. Hell an 18-2 May stretch for the Bronx Bombers even had me believing the same. But … Continue Reading The Yankees Aren’t Fucking Around
Hey, you there? Do you want to be like Bill Burr and this fat guy? Well first you need to find a fat friend. Then you need to listen to … Continue Reading MNF Betting Preview