Live, Pay Taxes, Sacrifice your entire life for a sport and play for free, Pay Taxes, Die. The only absolutes in this world in my eyes. RJ Hampton explains why … Continue Reading Athletes Skipping Out On Their Civil Duty To Play For Free Is A Disgusting Trend That Must Be Stopped
Imagine being someone who thinks hockey fighting should be banned? Imagine knowing someone who thinks hockey fighting should be banned? I mean it’s the one thing in hockey we can … Continue Reading People Are Calling for Hockey Fights to Be Banned; Those People Should Fight Hockey Players
Welp, its here. The day has arrived. Since the end of August we have all been stuffing our faces under the guise that summer is light years away. We’ve all … Continue Reading What Now?
One could even argue he is looking to find his peanut butter. Ok, that was lame. Bad Joke, I know. What a ride for JQ and Nova. As a Villanova … Continue Reading Jelly Fam JQ Doesn’t Get Along with GQ Coach, So He Transfers
Hey are you an unfunny person? Boy do I have a day for you. While most days someone who enjoys April fools probably finds people like Darren Rovell funny un-ironically, … Continue Reading April Fools is for Fools
Straight up, fuck this dude with a perfect bracket. Gregg Nigl is his name. I wouldn’t be doing my unpaid job if I didn’t address the obvious first. His name … Continue Reading Turns Out The Guy With A Perfect Bracket Is An Asshole
I won’t lie, its been cold out here in NYC. When you first move to New York, all the buzz is about how easy it is to get laid. Here’s … Continue Reading Unless You’re on A Subway, Its Impossible to Jerk Off In NYC
Work fucking sucks. And by sucks I mean, no one likes to work; but by ‘fucking sucks,’ I mean I would rather be one of the 50+ homeless people I … Continue Reading Being Homeless Doesn’t Seem That Bad
A couple weeks ago I got the notification on my phone while withering at way at my boring sales job. Manny Machado to the Padres! 10 Years- $300 Mil…clearly a … Continue Reading Is Mike Trout the Biggest Cuck of All Time?
Alright listen up all 32 of you, most of which are probably bots; I’m going to shoot ya straight. Have we been slacking? You bet you robot ass we have. … Continue Reading Back.
New Years…yay!! I used to think that but then this happened one year: “Hey Tim want to go out to the bar tonight?” says my friends who asks me to … Continue Reading I Hate New Years
This is heartbreaking for a lot of reasons. First and foremost, for the bettors, not only were they left walking on eggshells the entire time the game was delayed, but … Continue Reading The First Responder Bowl Being Cancelled Brings Me Back to High School
I recently moved to a gay neighborhood, a ‘gayborhood‘ as they call it. I didn’t know this until we signed the lease, but this is just what is going on … Continue Reading My Parents Think I Might Be Gay
Hey class, welcome to the first, and probably only installment of ‘How to Get Girls 101.’ What this class is going to teach you is how to get the attention … Continue Reading How to Get Girls 101
If you had to name a few of the worst places to be in the history of being on the earth, what would they be? Prison, for sure. India maybe. … Continue Reading Hitler, Funerals, NJ Transit
I love Christmas so much. Thanksgiving is probably my favorite and therefore the best holiday itself, but I think the time period between Thanksgiving and up to actual Christmas Day … Continue Reading The Christmas Debate: Settled