Hooking up with people always has some sort of awkwardness involved. Hooking up with someone you don’t know is even worse while you’re there, but someone you know makes it … Continue Reading Don’t Try to Hook Up with Girls When You are Broke
Awesome, just what we needed another win! This is going to help out a lot down the road. Moving our 2019 pick to the middle of the pack and yet … Continue Reading Oh Yea, That’s Great. Keep Winning
Jesus. JESUS. What a ride. I honestly feel like I need a glass of water after this movie. Kind of like Taken, if Taken was any good. Wildly entertaining, and … Continue Reading Movies & Malts: “Searching” (2018) Review
Do you understand how much of a G you have to be to have the markets CLOSE because of your death. I took a quick glance to see if there … Continue Reading Is There a More Gangster Move Than Shutting the World Down for A Day?
A calorie is a calorie they say. Sure, maybe if we are talking about body fat, but we all know calories don’t count on the weekends. Silver lining. Well, for … Continue Reading Not All Pizza is Equal
Well, here it is, the final day of sitting at home being a lazy degenerate. For the last 6 months I have done nothing but wake up late, watch tv, … Continue Reading The Last Sunday
When you’re a fan of fake fights, you tend to circle a few days on the calendar. A big four pay-per-view to start a holiday week, my friends, is … Continue Reading WWE Survivor Series: Reactions and Ratings
Everyone thought the 2018 New York Yankees were the return of the Evil Empire. Hell an 18-2 May stretch for the Bronx Bombers even had me believing the same. But … Continue Reading The Yankees Aren’t Fucking Around
Hey, you there? Do you want to be like Bill Burr and this fat guy? Well first you need to find a fat friend. Then you need to listen to … Continue Reading MNF Betting Preview
@rob_white27 I’ll keep this short and simple because I’m honestly not a fan of introductions. When I read introductions, especially on blogs, I forget every piece of information about that … Continue Reading Allow Me to Introduce Myself
I recently had a birthday. I turned 24. I normally get a little emotional and sentimental around birthdays, but I just didn’t care at all this year. I don’t know … Continue Reading Top 10 People Who Make Me Feel Like A Piece of Shit
Technology has done it again. Text Messaging, iCloud, Google Maps, when is technology going to have some remorse for the bad people of the world. Listen if your going to … Continue Reading Technology Ruins Yet Another Relationship
Wow, Keith Olbermann is a nightmare. I have heard rumblings about how annoying it is to listen to him. As a former politician turned sports anchor, there was always that … Continue Reading Keith Olbermann is The Most Unbearable Person on Television, Don’t @ Me.
So Donald Trump texted us…Not to get to political but I never saw Obama text anyone? Bush never sent out a tweet? See what I did their I … Continue Reading Presidential Alerts are Never a Good Sign
Yeah but I have more seconds left in my life than he does and time is priceless so who’s really the wealthier one — Tj Francis (@teejayfrancis) September 25, 2018 … Continue Reading I Think I am Famous Now
Alright, I will be totally honest, I don’t know much about this whole Kavanaugh thing. Every time I hear the name I just immediately think of this hot … Continue Reading Does Brett Kavanaugh Have CTE??