I recently moved to a gay neighborhood, a ‘gayborhood‘ as they call it. I didn’t know this until we signed the lease, but this is just what is going on … Continue Reading My Parents Think I Might Be Gay
I’ve been a baseball fan for as long as I can remember. I played in college, I always aspired to play professionally (but literally wasn’t even close to good enough), … Continue Reading Recapping the MLB Winter Meetings for the NY Yankees
The great thing about sports is that they (seemingly) have always been here, and they will continue to exist for a long, long time. With the storied history of sports … Continue Reading Dream Sports Match-Ups That We Never Got To See
Hey class, welcome to the first, and probably only installment of ‘How to Get Girls 101.’ What this class is going to teach you is how to get the attention … Continue Reading How to Get Girls 101
If you had to name a few of the worst places to be in the history of being on the earth, what would they be? Prison, for sure. India maybe. … Continue Reading Hitler, Funerals, NJ Transit
I love Christmas so much. Thanksgiving is probably my favorite and therefore the best holiday itself, but I think the time period between Thanksgiving and up to actual Christmas Day … Continue Reading The Christmas Debate: Settled
Hooking up with people always has some sort of awkwardness involved. Hooking up with someone you don’t know is even worse while you’re there, but someone you know makes it … Continue Reading Don’t Try to Hook Up with Girls When You are Broke
Awesome, just what we needed another win! This is going to help out a lot down the road. Moving our 2019 pick to the middle of the pack and yet … Continue Reading Oh Yea, That’s Great. Keep Winning
Coming off of a real tomato can of a card at UFC 230, fight fans around the world were ready for the octagon door to shut in Toronto, Canada for … Continue Reading UFC 231 Recap and Reactions
Last Sunday I watched the Steelers execute their biggest choke-job in home-field history, blowing a 16 point lead to fall to the Chargers. On the road of this heart-breaker, we … Continue Reading Why Aren’t We Reviewing Every Play in NFL Games?
Broadcasters play a very key role in our sports-viewing experience, which is why it’s so puzzling that so many on the air today can’t quite hack it. Most of them … Continue Reading The Ten Greatest Announcer Calls in Sports History
Jesus. JESUS. What a ride. I honestly feel like I need a glass of water after this movie. Kind of like Taken, if Taken was any good. Wildly entertaining, and … Continue Reading Movies & Malts: “Searching” (2018) Review
Do you understand how much of a G you have to be to have the markets CLOSE because of your death. I took a quick glance to see if there … Continue Reading Is There a More Gangster Move Than Shutting the World Down for A Day?
A calorie is a calorie they say. Sure, maybe if we are talking about body fat, but we all know calories don’t count on the weekends. Silver lining. Well, for … Continue Reading Not All Pizza is Equal
One thing I can promise you that I won’t do in the next 50 lines is blame the refs. I will not blame them for the blown false start on … Continue Reading Steelers Fall to 7-4-1
Welp. Wow. Fuck. My Carolina Panthers fandom gets the best of me… a lot. Like… a lot, a lot. I’ve been a Panthers fan for at least 10 years. If … Continue Reading An Honest Assessment of the Carolina Panthers